Times Aboard My Dad's Submarines

When I was a cub scout, my father would insist on taking us on tours of the sub. I learned lots of information on these ships, like never to bring on cub scouts. The captain of the boat said afterward, "This is the worst expierience I can recall ever taking place on a sub. I just could not believe the kid who brought his lockpicks and broke into the engine room. He had takin' two-hundred pictures by the time we found out where he was. And after the whole ordeal, Bubblehead just stands there handing out pamphlets to the kids, telling them to come again after they visit his blog. If his blog title stands, he should be arrested"

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